First, an observation:
It's occurred to me that all those morons out there protesting against stay-at-home rules put in place by many governors are all of a sudden pro choice. Their argument is that government is interfering with their rights. Never mind the possibility that when they mingle in public they could be endangering others. That doesn't count. Idiots all of them...and surprise, surprise. Ninety nine percent of them are Trump supports!
That was my rant for the day. Now on to a word about my web site georgeswebpage.com.
It seems the software I used to create and update the site is so old it will no longer operate on my computer. I am therefore in the process if switching to a new procedure. This will take time as I have to learn how to do a few things. The site is still up but I haven't updated it since February.
Since then I've taken several cool pictures. I'll post some of them here until my new site is up and running. Then I'll switch back.
Here's the first. I took this one morning last week. It's a barred owl and it's perched in a Kousa dogwood tree about 20 feet from my house. I hear them in the woods all the time but it's the first one I've actually seen in my yard and we've been here 34 years.
Tuesday, April 21, 2020
Friday, April 10, 2020
Home Schooling
The governor of Connecticut, Ned Lamont, has declared that the soonest public schools can open is now May 20th. At that time a decision will be made about the rest of the year.
Schools have been closed for about a month. Parents have had to homeschool. The good news is there are numerous resources at their disposal to help them and many school systems have made arrangements for teachers to stream lessons.
The bad news is that even with all the support available, it's still a burden for parents. The curriculum and methodology today has changed dramatically since the time parents were in school. This is especially true where teaching math is concerned. And picture yourself a parent of a high school student taking a math class like trigonometry or calculus or one of the sciences, i.e. earth science, biology, chemistry or physics. It would be virtually impossible for most parents to effectively teach those subjects.
As I mentioned in a previous post it's during times like these when you have a new appreciation for the Internet.
Being a retired teacher I am familiar with the challenges parents face. Many parents don't even know how to begin.
One thing is very true and I've heard experts say it over and over. Routine is important. Establish a routine. Kids will get used to it and things will go more smoothly. Be organized and consistent. Those are important suggestions.
Unfortunately I can't even offer assistance to my grand children because we are quarantined. But everyone in my family at least seems to be doing very well.
And here's a final observation. This is an ideal time for the federal government to be a tremendous asset during these difficult times. Have you heard anything from Betsy DeVos, the Secretary of Education? Me neither. Pathetic disgrace.
Remember all this in November.
Schools have been closed for about a month. Parents have had to homeschool. The good news is there are numerous resources at their disposal to help them and many school systems have made arrangements for teachers to stream lessons.
The bad news is that even with all the support available, it's still a burden for parents. The curriculum and methodology today has changed dramatically since the time parents were in school. This is especially true where teaching math is concerned. And picture yourself a parent of a high school student taking a math class like trigonometry or calculus or one of the sciences, i.e. earth science, biology, chemistry or physics. It would be virtually impossible for most parents to effectively teach those subjects.
As I mentioned in a previous post it's during times like these when you have a new appreciation for the Internet.
Being a retired teacher I am familiar with the challenges parents face. Many parents don't even know how to begin.
One thing is very true and I've heard experts say it over and over. Routine is important. Establish a routine. Kids will get used to it and things will go more smoothly. Be organized and consistent. Those are important suggestions.
Unfortunately I can't even offer assistance to my grand children because we are quarantined. But everyone in my family at least seems to be doing very well.
And here's a final observation. This is an ideal time for the federal government to be a tremendous asset during these difficult times. Have you heard anything from Betsy DeVos, the Secretary of Education? Me neither. Pathetic disgrace.
Remember all this in November.
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
Greetings April
Hello April
Birthstone:
DiamondFlower: Daisy or Sweet Pea
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April Fools' Day
Autism Awareness Day
Easter
Earth Day
Arbor Day
National Poetry Month
National Arab American Heritage Month
Teacher Appreciation Week
Jazz Appreciation Month
Alcohol Awareness Month
Cancer Control Month
Autism Awareness Day
Easter
Earth Day
Arbor Day
National Poetry Month
National Arab American Heritage Month
Teacher Appreciation Week
Jazz Appreciation Month
Alcohol Awareness Month
Cancer Control Month
- April 1 is All Fools’ Day—otherwise known as “April Fools’ Day.” Where did this silly day come from?
- April 8 marks the start of Passover (beginning at sundown). What is Passover?
- April 10 is Good Friday. Learn more about Good Friday.
- April 12 is Easter Sunday. (April 19 is Orthodox Easter.) Did you know that Easter’s date is related to the full Moon?
- April 22 is Earth Day. To celebrate, see some Earth Day ideas and activities.
- April 23 marks the start of Ramadan (beginning at sundown).
- April 24 is National Arbor Day. Find out who started Arbor Day and how we observe this day honoring trees.
- April 24 is also the birthday of Robert B. Thomas, the founder of The Old Farmer’s Almanac!
Fun
Facts about April
- It is the second month of spring. It is a time of planting and spring cleaning.
- In the Southern Hemisphere, April is the same as October in the Northern Hemisphere.
- The diamond of April symbolizes innocence.
- The Boston Marathon is held during April.
- In Ancient Rome the month of April was sacred to the goddess Venus.
- The Japanese fiscal year for most businesses starts on April 1st.
- In England there are many cuckoo festivals. The arrival of the cuckoo bird in April is a signal that spring has arrived.
- April is the month when the professional baseball season begins in the United States.
Monday, March 30, 2020
Odds & Ends
1.) Every time he opens his mouth he manages to make himself look like an even bigger fool than the time before. I am of course talking about our "con-man in chief" Donald Trump. Hurry up, November.
2.) What are you doing to spend the time during this period of quarantine? Here are a few things I've been doing:
I still make dump runs. Very little if any human contact there.
I confess to spending quite a bit of time in front of my computer or playing games with others on my iPad. Words With Friends is the primary game. I post a lot on Facebook. Mostly funny stuff to lighten things up.
I workout every morning for 30-40 minutes.
We have a big yard so I've been getting outside as much as I can. This should pick up as the weather improves. Along with that, we'll begin taking walks around the neighborhood or on hiking trails somewhere away from people.
I read a lot. I'm on my 7th book since the start of the year.
There's always something that needs to be done around the house. Now it's getting done.
I like doing crosswords, word jumbles and sudokus. I usually start doing them around 11 A.M. up to lunch time.
That's about it.
3.) I just got off the phone with a good friend of mine from the Pittsburgh area of PA. Her go-to activity is jigsaw puzzles. She said before she knows it, four hours has gone by. That's a long time. I don't know if I can focus for that long. Sandi likes them so maybe we'll give it a try.
4.) It's almost the end of wood burning season. So far for the heating season of 2019-2020 I've burned just about 3 cords. I have about 5 cords on hand for next year. Should be plenty although I usually like 2 years supply. By the time I'm done with what I currently have I'll be very close to 80. Will I still feel like working up a supply of wood every year after that? Maybe not. We were thinking of converting our fireplace where the wood stove is into a gas burning fireplace. We already have a 500 gallon propane tank we installed for our whole house generator. We could use that same supply for the fireplace. Of course it defeats the purpose of free heat but it is efficient, clean and very convenient. I'll get back to you on that in 2 years.
5.) One thing that I've known all along but has been reinforced even more since the start of our self-imposed isolation-day time network TV is dreadful. If you must watch, join Netflix or Amazon Prime and stream something. There's lots of good stuff out there. I especially recommend British TV. You'll find the better ones on Acorn TV or BritBox.
6.) One final observation. I mentioned above that I was spending a lot of time in front of a computer. It's during times like this that the computer really proves its value. I'm thinking about its use in distant learning. Think about it. Schools are closed yet schooling continues. Many teachers and all parents are on line either teaching or providing resources. School districts across the country are scrambling to ensure that all students have access to this tool. I cringe at the thought of how much would be lost without the computer or the internet.
That's enough rambling for today. Stay healthy.
2.) What are you doing to spend the time during this period of quarantine? Here are a few things I've been doing:
I still make dump runs. Very little if any human contact there.
I confess to spending quite a bit of time in front of my computer or playing games with others on my iPad. Words With Friends is the primary game. I post a lot on Facebook. Mostly funny stuff to lighten things up.
I workout every morning for 30-40 minutes.
We have a big yard so I've been getting outside as much as I can. This should pick up as the weather improves. Along with that, we'll begin taking walks around the neighborhood or on hiking trails somewhere away from people.
I read a lot. I'm on my 7th book since the start of the year.
There's always something that needs to be done around the house. Now it's getting done.
I like doing crosswords, word jumbles and sudokus. I usually start doing them around 11 A.M. up to lunch time.
That's about it.
3.) I just got off the phone with a good friend of mine from the Pittsburgh area of PA. Her go-to activity is jigsaw puzzles. She said before she knows it, four hours has gone by. That's a long time. I don't know if I can focus for that long. Sandi likes them so maybe we'll give it a try.
4.) It's almost the end of wood burning season. So far for the heating season of 2019-2020 I've burned just about 3 cords. I have about 5 cords on hand for next year. Should be plenty although I usually like 2 years supply. By the time I'm done with what I currently have I'll be very close to 80. Will I still feel like working up a supply of wood every year after that? Maybe not. We were thinking of converting our fireplace where the wood stove is into a gas burning fireplace. We already have a 500 gallon propane tank we installed for our whole house generator. We could use that same supply for the fireplace. Of course it defeats the purpose of free heat but it is efficient, clean and very convenient. I'll get back to you on that in 2 years.
5.) One thing that I've known all along but has been reinforced even more since the start of our self-imposed isolation-day time network TV is dreadful. If you must watch, join Netflix or Amazon Prime and stream something. There's lots of good stuff out there. I especially recommend British TV. You'll find the better ones on Acorn TV or BritBox.
6.) One final observation. I mentioned above that I was spending a lot of time in front of a computer. It's during times like this that the computer really proves its value. I'm thinking about its use in distant learning. Think about it. Schools are closed yet schooling continues. Many teachers and all parents are on line either teaching or providing resources. School districts across the country are scrambling to ensure that all students have access to this tool. I cringe at the thought of how much would be lost without the computer or the internet.
That's enough rambling for today. Stay healthy.
Friday, March 20, 2020
Covid19 Part Two
The coronavirus is a legitimate concern. Most people who catch it will make a normal recovery without requiring hospitalization but the usual at risk groups need to exercise caution. Having said that, I have been monitoring the level of hysteria on Facebook and I think a lot of people need to step back, take a breath and exercise common sense.
I've seen posts that range from calling for martial law to cleaning out stores and hoarding. All ridiculous.
Social isolation is indeed important but there are times when you simply need to get out, i.e. grocery shopping, doctor's appointments, dump runs, etc. Just don't go anywhere where there's more than a few people assembled.
Then there's the other extreme such as college spring breakers who ignore all warnings and assemble by the dozens or even hundreds not much caring about the consequences. They are a menace and need to get a grip on reality. Human contact is what spreads this virus. Common sense says stay away from people as much as possible until it passes.
For now I plan to stay off of Facebook before I say something to someone that I might regret later!
I've seen posts that range from calling for martial law to cleaning out stores and hoarding. All ridiculous.
Social isolation is indeed important but there are times when you simply need to get out, i.e. grocery shopping, doctor's appointments, dump runs, etc. Just don't go anywhere where there's more than a few people assembled.
Then there's the other extreme such as college spring breakers who ignore all warnings and assemble by the dozens or even hundreds not much caring about the consequences. They are a menace and need to get a grip on reality. Human contact is what spreads this virus. Common sense says stay away from people as much as possible until it passes.
For now I plan to stay off of Facebook before I say something to someone that I might regret later!
Friday, March 13, 2020
Coronavirus AKA Covid19
So here we are. The range of emotions in the general public goes from skepticism to panic. Schools, sporting events, entertainment venues and anything else that would ordinarily attract large numbers of people have been cancelled. The stock market has tanked and there's a general shortage of test kits.
So that's where we stand.
Here's what I know:
1. There are more cases out there than we realize.
2. Most of the people who catch it will experience mild to moderate symptoms and eventually fully recover.
3. Take a common sense course of action-wash hands, keep hands away from face, etc. etc. You've heard it all.
4. Elderly (like me!), children and those with a compromised immunity system are at most risk.
5. There is no vaccine for it-yet. And there won't be one this year.
That's all I know. But it sounds a lot like what I've been hearing about the flu which so far has impacted far more people.
The big question is how many people are going to get it. Estimates I've heard are that it could affect as many as 80% of the population. That's a very big number. I'm not sure what it's based on but even if it's close it's still a lot.
So I guess the lesson is don't panic. Live your life. Avoid crowds. Wash up. And see what happens.
So that's where we stand.
Here's what I know:
1. There are more cases out there than we realize.
2. Most of the people who catch it will experience mild to moderate symptoms and eventually fully recover.
3. Take a common sense course of action-wash hands, keep hands away from face, etc. etc. You've heard it all.
4. Elderly (like me!), children and those with a compromised immunity system are at most risk.
5. There is no vaccine for it-yet. And there won't be one this year.
That's all I know. But it sounds a lot like what I've been hearing about the flu which so far has impacted far more people.
The big question is how many people are going to get it. Estimates I've heard are that it could affect as many as 80% of the population. That's a very big number. I'm not sure what it's based on but even if it's close it's still a lot.
So I guess the lesson is don't panic. Live your life. Avoid crowds. Wash up. And see what happens.
Saturday, March 7, 2020
A few odds and ends
1. Saw this on Facebook. It's perfect!
If it turns out to be Biden — as disappointed as many folks might be — please remember:
1. You're not just voting for President.
2. You're voting for who replaces RBG on the Supreme Court.
3. You're voting for the next Secretary of Education.
4. You're voting for federal judges.
5. You're voting for the rule of law.
6. You're voting for saving national parks.
7. You're voting for letting kids out of cages.
8. You're voting for clean air and clean water.
9. You're voting for scientists to be allowed to speak about climate change.
10. You're voting for what a President says and does on Twitter.
11. You're voting for housing rights.
12. You're voting for LGBTQ people to be treated with dignity.
13. You're voting for non-Christians to be able to adopt and to feel like full citizens.
14. You're voting for Dreamers.
15. You're voting so that there will be Social Security and Medicare when you retire.
16. You're voting for veterans to get the care they deserve.
17. You're voting for rural hospitals.
18. You're voting so that someone else can have health insurance.
19. You're voting for the preservation of PBS.
20. You're voting to have a President who doesn't embarrass this country every time she or he attends an international meeting.
21. And you're voting against allowing the USA to become yet another authoritarian regime.
22. You're voting for sensible gun laws.
23. You are voting for a woman’s right to choose!
No Democrat is perfect.
Your first AND second choices may have dropped out. Your third might. But the nominee, no matter who she or he is, won't be perfect. They won't pass your purity test. And yet every single one of them will be better than four more years of Trump!!!
Please be reasonable.
2. The idea of Trump & Pence gagging the scientific community and taking charge of the Coronavirus pandemic is so absurdly laughable it boggles the mind. They're both a pair of ignoramuses who don't know a virus from a loaf of bread. What to do about it? Reread No. 1 above!
3. I just got an oil fill up. Took 200 gallons and paid $1.93 per. Last fill up was September 2019 and I paid $2.34 per. Two reasons for such a difference. First, this has been an unusually mild winter so far. Second, I supplement our furnace with a wood burning stove. By the end of the year I will have used about 400 gallons and the reason that's as high as it is is because our domestic hot water is heated by oil. I began the year with what I thought would be enough wood for 3 years. It's looking like I'll only have enough for next year and part of a third year. I do have quite a bit on my property but getting it to the wood pile is always a problem. I may have our spring cleanup people work on it.
4. The software I use to create my website is no longer supported by my computer's operating system so I have to redesign my website using templates supplied by the company that hosts it. Still working on it. I'm finding it to be somewhat more difficult that I thought. I have two months to get it done. Updating the software is financially prohibitive.
5. The bears are back. I have to take the bird feeders in at night and put them back out in the morning. When it really warms up, I'll stop feeding them altogether until next winter.
6. It's looking more and more like Biden (Byedon) is going to be the guy for the dems. That's fine with me. I'd vote for a ham sandwich before I voted for Don the Con.
That's it for now.
Saturday, February 29, 2020
Happy March.
Here's some stuff you simply have to know about the month.
Here's some stuff you simply have to know about the month.
Birthstone: Aquamarine
Flower: Daffodil
Flower: Daffodil
Full Moon March 9th
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Monday, February 24, 2020
Another year rolls by
Yesterday was my 77th birthday. Twice a year I set aside a few minutes to reflect on how things have been going-my birthday and New Year's Eve. The two events are fairly close so nothing much changes.
It's hard to believe I'm edging closer and closer to what in my mind is the magic number for OLD-80! All things considered I'd say I'm in pretty good shape. I have a great family who are all doing well; we are financially secure; and in spite of some bumps in the road I'm in fairly decent health. Not much to complain about there, is there?
So onward I go, head-long into the late 70s. I'll keep doing what I've been doing and hope the future is good to me. That's all one can do.
It's hard to believe I'm edging closer and closer to what in my mind is the magic number for OLD-80! All things considered I'd say I'm in pretty good shape. I have a great family who are all doing well; we are financially secure; and in spite of some bumps in the road I'm in fairly decent health. Not much to complain about there, is there?
So onward I go, head-long into the late 70s. I'll keep doing what I've been doing and hope the future is good to me. That's all one can do.
Friday, February 21, 2020
Let's talk about, what else?, the weather
Today is Thursday, Feb. 20, 2020. It is a partly cloudy day and the temperature is currently 34º in my location of Newtown, CT at 3:30 P.M. There is a slight breeze thus producing a windchill factor making it feel in the upper 20s.
I mention this because this past fall I got my annual Old Farmer's Almanac. The OFA is a magazine that's been around since the late 1700s. It's famous for its long range weather forecasts and since I'm a bit of a weather nut, I find it very appealing. Every year it looks back on the previous year to determine how close they were. As it turns out, they're pretty darn good-like about a 90% accuracy for temperatures and precipitation for our area.
At about the time I get my new almanac I also get a PocketPal Calendar notebook from my wife's office. In the past I've never known what to do with it because I use an electronic calendar on my computer but this year I decided to keep a daily weather journal. Then at the end of the year I can compare it to the Old Farmer's Almanac and check it for accuracy.
So far, the Almanac is right on the money-milder winter, less precipitation.
Keep in mind this applies to our region. I'm not comparing it on a national level. We'll see how the rest of the year goes and I'll report back.
I mention this because this past fall I got my annual Old Farmer's Almanac. The OFA is a magazine that's been around since the late 1700s. It's famous for its long range weather forecasts and since I'm a bit of a weather nut, I find it very appealing. Every year it looks back on the previous year to determine how close they were. As it turns out, they're pretty darn good-like about a 90% accuracy for temperatures and precipitation for our area.
At about the time I get my new almanac I also get a PocketPal Calendar notebook from my wife's office. In the past I've never known what to do with it because I use an electronic calendar on my computer but this year I decided to keep a daily weather journal. Then at the end of the year I can compare it to the Old Farmer's Almanac and check it for accuracy.
So far, the Almanac is right on the money-milder winter, less precipitation.
Keep in mind this applies to our region. I'm not comparing it on a national level. We'll see how the rest of the year goes and I'll report back.
Wednesday, February 12, 2020
And we're off....albeit, a little stumble out of the gate.
Well, the primary season is here-for the Democrats at least since the republicans seem to think they're going to be OK with their pig...oops, I mean guy.
The primaries have definitely gotten off to a rough start with the fiasco in Iowa but for what it's worth the Iowa caucus is over rated anyway. New Hampshire went much more smoothly but there again it's over rated.
It's not until Super Tuesday that we'll have a much better idea who the candidate will be. I just hope the dems can keep it together. They are a pesky bunch and they have a nasty habit of making a mess out of the political process. But this one is important-maybe the most important election this nation has ever had. Trump is an unmitigated disaster and he has got to go so don't blow it, guys-or gals.
The primaries have definitely gotten off to a rough start with the fiasco in Iowa but for what it's worth the Iowa caucus is over rated anyway. New Hampshire went much more smoothly but there again it's over rated.
It's not until Super Tuesday that we'll have a much better idea who the candidate will be. I just hope the dems can keep it together. They are a pesky bunch and they have a nasty habit of making a mess out of the political process. But this one is important-maybe the most important election this nation has ever had. Trump is an unmitigated disaster and he has got to go so don't blow it, guys-or gals.
Friday, February 7, 2020
Back to Kindergarten
A couple of weeks ago I ran into a bunch of former colleagues at a small function. One of them-a kindergarten teacher-asked me to come to her classroom to do a science lesson. I happily agreed.
It's been a while since I worked with kinders, as they're called. My last contact with them was when my younger grandson was a kinder. He's now in fifth grade so I was a little rusty.
Yesterday was the day of the lesson and it seems I haven't lost my touch. The kids were great and the lesson went very well. So well, in fact, it seems the teacher will be asking her colleagues if they'd like me to do it for their classes. Of course I will be happy to comply.
I've been retired from full time teaching for 16 years but for a few years after that I subbed and then volunteered in my grandsons' classes. This year I haven't done much until now and it felt good to get back in there. I hope there will be more to come.
As they say-Once a teacher, always a teacher.
It's been a while since I worked with kinders, as they're called. My last contact with them was when my younger grandson was a kinder. He's now in fifth grade so I was a little rusty.
Yesterday was the day of the lesson and it seems I haven't lost my touch. The kids were great and the lesson went very well. So well, in fact, it seems the teacher will be asking her colleagues if they'd like me to do it for their classes. Of course I will be happy to comply.
I've been retired from full time teaching for 16 years but for a few years after that I subbed and then volunteered in my grandsons' classes. This year I haven't done much until now and it felt good to get back in there. I hope there will be more to come.
As they say-Once a teacher, always a teacher.
Thursday, February 6, 2020
What is a Presidential Medal of Freedom now worth?
First, a disclaimer-I did not watch the SOTU address. I did see two particular parts of it on the news-Trump snubbing Nancy Pelosi's offer to shake hands and her tearing up his speech. Then I heard that Rush Limbaugh had been awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom-the highest award a civilian can receive.
Rush Limbaugh is of course a conservative radio personality known for his long, bombastic diatribes against anything even remotely progressive or liberal. He's especially hard on democrats. For all these reasons far right nut-jobs love him.
Well, he recently announced he has stage 4 lung cancer. In spite of his obnoxious and arrogant demeanor I wish him the very best medical care he can get. And while he's getting that care I hope he thinks about the millions of people who don't have that level of care available to them due in part to his constant preaching against government provided affordable health care options.
So the question is this-does a guy like Limbaugh deserve such a prestigious medal? Seriously? I know it seems crass to pick on him while he's facing such a serious illness but were it not for that would anyone really think he's worthy of such an honor?
The answer is simply no. Be well, Rush, but give back the medal so it doesn't become a joke!
Rush Limbaugh is of course a conservative radio personality known for his long, bombastic diatribes against anything even remotely progressive or liberal. He's especially hard on democrats. For all these reasons far right nut-jobs love him.
Well, he recently announced he has stage 4 lung cancer. In spite of his obnoxious and arrogant demeanor I wish him the very best medical care he can get. And while he's getting that care I hope he thinks about the millions of people who don't have that level of care available to them due in part to his constant preaching against government provided affordable health care options.
So the question is this-does a guy like Limbaugh deserve such a prestigious medal? Seriously? I know it seems crass to pick on him while he's facing such a serious illness but were it not for that would anyone really think he's worthy of such an honor?
The answer is simply no. Be well, Rush, but give back the medal so it doesn't become a joke!
Saturday, February 1, 2020
Fifty one republican traitors
Sometime late last night 51 republican senators decided to betray their country by siding with the most corrupt, unethical coward to ever occupy the White House.
This travesty must be corrected in November. Vote...for anyone but Trump. And while we're at it, let's turn the Senate, shall we?
Our country depends on it!
This travesty must be corrected in November. Vote...for anyone but Trump. And while we're at it, let's turn the Senate, shall we?
Our country depends on it!
Wednesday, January 29, 2020
A Clever Take on the Truth
First, I have to confess, this isn't mine. I wish it was but alas I'm not that clever. I saw it on Facebook. It pretty much sums up the current situation in the impeachment proceedings.
Enjoy!
ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok we all agree. This is what happened.
REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room!
BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the...
Enjoy!
ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok we all agree. This is what happened.
REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room!
BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the...
REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn!
BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi...
REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor.
FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol.
REPUBLICANS: What? Why?
FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation.
REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?!
FLYNN: The Pres...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you!
KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the current chief of staff. Who is he?
MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me. Sort of. Well, I'm the act...
REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind.
PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that...
REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President?
PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal!
PARNAS: Correct. So I just walked right into...
TRUMP: I don’t know him.
PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties.
REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President??
PARNAS: His personal lawyer.
REPUBLICANS: Cohen??
COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too. Oops.
REPUBLICANS: Why?
COHEN: For campaign finance violations.
REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign?
COHEN: The Pres...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Who was the campaign chair??
MANAFORT: *also in orange jumpsuit* Yeah. Me. Also in jail. Heyyyy.
REPUBLICANS: IS EVERYBODY IN JAIL?!?
PARNAS: It was Giuliani.
YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job!
REPUBLICANS: Who are you??
YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine.
REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government??
GIULIANI: Nope. But I figured no one really follows any rules around here so...
REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union??
SONDLAND: *raises hand* It's me. I was also in the roo...
REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!!
PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest*
BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi...
REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor.
FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol.
REPUBLICANS: What? Why?
FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation.
REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?!
FLYNN: The Pres...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you!
KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the current chief of staff. Who is he?
MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me. Sort of. Well, I'm the act...
REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind.
PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that...
REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President?
PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal!
PARNAS: Correct. So I just walked right into...
TRUMP: I don’t know him.
PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties.
REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President??
PARNAS: His personal lawyer.
REPUBLICANS: Cohen??
COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too. Oops.
REPUBLICANS: Why?
COHEN: For campaign finance violations.
REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign?
COHEN: The Pres...
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Who was the campaign chair??
MANAFORT: *also in orange jumpsuit* Yeah. Me. Also in jail. Heyyyy.
REPUBLICANS: IS EVERYBODY IN JAIL?!?
PARNAS: It was Giuliani.
YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job!
REPUBLICANS: Who are you??
YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine.
REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government??
GIULIANI: Nope. But I figured no one really follows any rules around here so...
REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union??
SONDLAND: *raises hand* It's me. I was also in the roo...
REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!!
PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest*
Monday, January 20, 2020
Book Recommendation
I just finished the book you see here. It's been around awhile so you
may have already read it. It's a fictionalized account of a true story
set in the 1930s south. It's about an adoption scheme that tore
children away from their families so they could be adopted. Local
police & other powerful people were involved so no enforcement was
taken for many years. Read the book to find out what it's all about.
It's extremely well written.
Monday, January 13, 2020
Back to the world
Since Dec. 26th we have been at our condo in FL. We got home yesterday evening. With the exception of some chilly weather now and then the weather was generally beautiful. Some of the time was spent with our daughter and her family and the rest of the time with friends who are just arriving so we were able to keep busy.
Usually we fly JetBlue to and from FT Myers but due to JetBlue scheduling changes we chose to fly Southwest. In case you don't know it, Southwest has a different boarding procedure than the other airlines. Instead of selecting your seats when you book your ticket, you're assigned a group letter (A, B or C) and a number. When it comes time to board you need to go up when your group is called and then you need to find your place in line according to the number you've been assigned. If you check in early (24 hours) you can pay extra to get into a group that boards sooner than later. Otherwise you're going to end up in a middle seat at the back of the plane between two fat people who like to talk!
Needless to say, we opted for the pay extra and get better choices approach. But that seems wrong to me. That increased the overall amount of our ticket enough to make it even more expensive to fly. On top of that the seats are narrow and the 'snacks' you're served are laughable.
Fortunately JetBlue apparently got the message and tweaked their schedule so we can return to flying them. Their snacks suck just as much but no one flies for snacks. At least we don't. Put peanut butter and crackers in your carry-on bag or whatever you like and the heck with what the airline gives you.
So here we are, back in CT for the rest of the winter. As the grand kids get older and less and less interested in hanging with old people, we'll probably extend our stays down there but we'll see how that goes. We're still at the point where we can tolerate winters and Sandi still has a couple of years to work, albeit a reduced schedule. But after that, who knows?
Usually we fly JetBlue to and from FT Myers but due to JetBlue scheduling changes we chose to fly Southwest. In case you don't know it, Southwest has a different boarding procedure than the other airlines. Instead of selecting your seats when you book your ticket, you're assigned a group letter (A, B or C) and a number. When it comes time to board you need to go up when your group is called and then you need to find your place in line according to the number you've been assigned. If you check in early (24 hours) you can pay extra to get into a group that boards sooner than later. Otherwise you're going to end up in a middle seat at the back of the plane between two fat people who like to talk!
Needless to say, we opted for the pay extra and get better choices approach. But that seems wrong to me. That increased the overall amount of our ticket enough to make it even more expensive to fly. On top of that the seats are narrow and the 'snacks' you're served are laughable.
Fortunately JetBlue apparently got the message and tweaked their schedule so we can return to flying them. Their snacks suck just as much but no one flies for snacks. At least we don't. Put peanut butter and crackers in your carry-on bag or whatever you like and the heck with what the airline gives you.
So here we are, back in CT for the rest of the winter. As the grand kids get older and less and less interested in hanging with old people, we'll probably extend our stays down there but we'll see how that goes. We're still at the point where we can tolerate winters and Sandi still has a couple of years to work, albeit a reduced schedule. But after that, who knows?
Wednesday, January 1, 2020
Happy New Year
The picture you see here is the last sunset of 2019 as seen from Naples, Fl. Here's wishing you a happy, healthy 2020 and my sincere hope the coming year sees us begin to free ourselves from the grip of hatred, intolerance and hostility that we've been experiencing for the past 3 years.
Friday, December 20, 2019
Odds & Ends
1. I am thoroughly disgusted with Senate republicans who have shown blatant disregard for the country in general and the Constitution in particular. Their loyalty to the Republican party far exceeds their concern for anything else. They are pathetic hypocrites. The real tragedy is the number of ignorant fools who support them.
2. This blast of cold weather is putting unusual demands on my wood supply. I thought I had enough on hand for 3 winters. It's now looking like I'll need more after next season. The good news is there is wood available around my yard and the furnace has not been running much.
3. My wife is having anxiety attacks because she doesn't think our spending for the grand children this Christmas has been equal. I argue that we got them plenty of stuff that they will enjoy so we shouldn't worry.
4. A couple of weeks ago I took a chance and put the bird feeders out. Sure enough a bear got to them. He didn't break the feeders or bend the mast they were mounted on though. All he did was take the suet. I put everything back in place and now I put the feeders out in the morning and take them in at night. Seems to be working well.
5. I had some work done recently to my truck and was told I need extensive front end work including brakes. Apparently it isn't unusual for four wheel drive pick ups to experience this. The estimate for everything was around $3000. I'm getting a second opinion when we get back from Florida. The truck is a 2008 with 66 thousand miles on it. It hasn't had a single major problem in all that time so it owes me nothing. And it's a lot cheaper to fix than a new truck so we'll see.
6. My 4 year-old three stage Cub Cadet snow blower remains problematical. The engine is great and when it's working, it does a terrific job. The problem is with the drive wheels. I can be going along smoothly only to have it abruptly stop. I keep trying different speed selections and eventually it continues-but slowly. Newtown Power Equipment has not been helpful.
That's all for now. Have a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Next stop: Naples, FL. with my daughter and her family. Back home January 12th in time for tax season. I'll post another piece from Florida.
2. This blast of cold weather is putting unusual demands on my wood supply. I thought I had enough on hand for 3 winters. It's now looking like I'll need more after next season. The good news is there is wood available around my yard and the furnace has not been running much.
3. My wife is having anxiety attacks because she doesn't think our spending for the grand children this Christmas has been equal. I argue that we got them plenty of stuff that they will enjoy so we shouldn't worry.
4. A couple of weeks ago I took a chance and put the bird feeders out. Sure enough a bear got to them. He didn't break the feeders or bend the mast they were mounted on though. All he did was take the suet. I put everything back in place and now I put the feeders out in the morning and take them in at night. Seems to be working well.
5. I had some work done recently to my truck and was told I need extensive front end work including brakes. Apparently it isn't unusual for four wheel drive pick ups to experience this. The estimate for everything was around $3000. I'm getting a second opinion when we get back from Florida. The truck is a 2008 with 66 thousand miles on it. It hasn't had a single major problem in all that time so it owes me nothing. And it's a lot cheaper to fix than a new truck so we'll see.
6. My 4 year-old three stage Cub Cadet snow blower remains problematical. The engine is great and when it's working, it does a terrific job. The problem is with the drive wheels. I can be going along smoothly only to have it abruptly stop. I keep trying different speed selections and eventually it continues-but slowly. Newtown Power Equipment has not been helpful.
That's all for now. Have a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Next stop: Naples, FL. with my daughter and her family. Back home January 12th in time for tax season. I'll post another piece from Florida.
Saturday, December 14, 2019
A Day to Remember
In every person's life-especially people like me who are looking down the barrel of 77-there are a few things that happen that leave an indelible memory. You know exactly where you were, what you were doing and the time it happened. Today is one of those days.
Exactly 7 years ago today-practically to the hour I write this-a deranged lunatic entered Sandy Hook Elementary School and murdered 26 people-20 of whom were children. As I look back I wonder how much progress has been made in 1)identifying individuals who commit things like this and 2)efforts to keep guns out of the hands of crazy people.
I regret to report there has been sadly little progress. To the contrary, since Sandy Hook there have been more school shootings and many, many more shootings involving other venues.
The pro-gun politicians will do nothing but utter "thoughts and prayers" and collect their blood money from the NRA. The gun control people have little recourse but to continue to lobby law makers for change.
It is a sad scenario. In the meantime all we can do is the best we can.
Peace to you and yours in this holiday season.
Exactly 7 years ago today-practically to the hour I write this-a deranged lunatic entered Sandy Hook Elementary School and murdered 26 people-20 of whom were children. As I look back I wonder how much progress has been made in 1)identifying individuals who commit things like this and 2)efforts to keep guns out of the hands of crazy people.
I regret to report there has been sadly little progress. To the contrary, since Sandy Hook there have been more school shootings and many, many more shootings involving other venues.
The pro-gun politicians will do nothing but utter "thoughts and prayers" and collect their blood money from the NRA. The gun control people have little recourse but to continue to lobby law makers for change.
It is a sad scenario. In the meantime all we can do is the best we can.
Peace to you and yours in this holiday season.
Saturday, December 7, 2019
A historical day
Being the history buff I am, I can hardly let the day pass without mentioning that today is Pearl Harbor Day. On this day 78 years ago, the Empire of Japan launched an assault on Pearl Harbor causing over 3000 casualties and destroying several ships in the U.S. naval fleet, among them the Arizona, which can still be seen at the memorial established for it.
This singular event thrust the U.S. into World War II. Remember Pearl Harbor.
This singular event thrust the U.S. into World War II. Remember Pearl Harbor.
Tuesday, November 26, 2019
FedEx vs UPS
We're approaching that time of year when we'll be seeing more and more delivery service trucks on the road. Part time drivers are being hired and people are sending more than the usual number of parcels around the country.
This leads me to make an observation about the two leading companies: FedEx and UPS. Many people would say one is much like the other. The difference may be in price. Not me. I say there's a vast difference in the quality of service and the skills of the drivers.
Many times I've been traveling on a narrow country road only to be passed by a FedEx truck. I find UPS drivers generally much more skilled. I also find UPS drivers to be far more considerate of their customers. My house is situated at the top of a long, steep driveway. Very often FedEx drivers leave parcels on the ground somewhere by the road. Not so UPS. They always come up or if the driveway hasn't been cleared yet, they park and walk up. You will never see a FedEx driver doing that. Also, even if the FedEx driver drives up, he leaves the box in the driveway instead of putting it on the front porch like the UPS driver does.
The latest example of this was when I recently rec'd a large order from Omaha Steaks. The box was big and on the heavy side. Usually UPS delivers these parcels but this time it was FedEx. The driver saw me standing on the front porch but instead of bringing it up to me he left it in the driveway. I emailed Omaha Steaks and complained and they replied that from now on they would label all boxes to be left on the porch. We'll see. My next step is to contact FedEx customer service and complain to them. I'm sure it will go nowhere but maybe I'll feel a little better!
This leads me to make an observation about the two leading companies: FedEx and UPS. Many people would say one is much like the other. The difference may be in price. Not me. I say there's a vast difference in the quality of service and the skills of the drivers.
Many times I've been traveling on a narrow country road only to be passed by a FedEx truck. I find UPS drivers generally much more skilled. I also find UPS drivers to be far more considerate of their customers. My house is situated at the top of a long, steep driveway. Very often FedEx drivers leave parcels on the ground somewhere by the road. Not so UPS. They always come up or if the driveway hasn't been cleared yet, they park and walk up. You will never see a FedEx driver doing that. Also, even if the FedEx driver drives up, he leaves the box in the driveway instead of putting it on the front porch like the UPS driver does.
The latest example of this was when I recently rec'd a large order from Omaha Steaks. The box was big and on the heavy side. Usually UPS delivers these parcels but this time it was FedEx. The driver saw me standing on the front porch but instead of bringing it up to me he left it in the driveway. I emailed Omaha Steaks and complained and they replied that from now on they would label all boxes to be left on the porch. We'll see. My next step is to contact FedEx customer service and complain to them. I'm sure it will go nowhere but maybe I'll feel a little better!
Monday, November 18, 2019
Book recommendation
I just finished a very good book that others might like also-especially if you liked Where the Crawdads Sing. The title is This Tender Land by William Kent Krueger. Generally it's about 4 children who escape a cruel existence in an orphanage to make their way to a place that they think they might be able to call home. You can read more about it on Amazon.com. The character development is excellent. Give it a try.
Monday, November 11, 2019
Veterans Day 2019
Today is Veterans Day. Thank you to all who served. When I was a young man it was expected that all young men having reached the age of 18 will register for the draft and providing they are not deferred for some reason, be drafted into the U.S. Army.
At that time the draft required two years of active duty and six years of inactive duty at which time you could be recalled for any reason.
I was drafted in 1964 at the age of 21 and like hundreds of thousands of others we did not run and hide, moan and groan or appeal to our rich daddies to buy a doctor to get us out of it. No, we did the honorable thing. We went, did our duty and hoped for the best.
Pity we can't say the same for some others.
Happy Veterans Day. And thank you.
At that time the draft required two years of active duty and six years of inactive duty at which time you could be recalled for any reason.
I was drafted in 1964 at the age of 21 and like hundreds of thousands of others we did not run and hide, moan and groan or appeal to our rich daddies to buy a doctor to get us out of it. No, we did the honorable thing. We went, did our duty and hoped for the best.
Pity we can't say the same for some others.
Happy Veterans Day. And thank you.
Tuesday, November 5, 2019
Election Day 2019
Today is Election Day for municipalities. Voters elect local officials throughout the state. In Newtown where I live the top candidates for the executive branch are running unopposed. All the other local positions have choices.
After today the political signs that appear on people's lawns will be replaced by signs for national candidates so don't think you're going to escape that particular kind of litter. It also means there's one more year of intense politics, political commentary, nastiness, mud throwing, animosity, and generally awful behavior. That in combination with all the impeachment talks is making for a situation where people are afraid to watch the news or even look at social media. It's times like this when I'm very thankful for streaming services like Netflix and Amazon Prime. And one mustn't forget books. Lots and lots of reading. In fact before too long I'll have a recommendation for a book I'm reading now. So stay tuned and stay calm. The year will go by fast-or not!
After today the political signs that appear on people's lawns will be replaced by signs for national candidates so don't think you're going to escape that particular kind of litter. It also means there's one more year of intense politics, political commentary, nastiness, mud throwing, animosity, and generally awful behavior. That in combination with all the impeachment talks is making for a situation where people are afraid to watch the news or even look at social media. It's times like this when I'm very thankful for streaming services like Netflix and Amazon Prime. And one mustn't forget books. Lots and lots of reading. In fact before too long I'll have a recommendation for a book I'm reading now. So stay tuned and stay calm. The year will go by fast-or not!
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
The first of the class pictures 2019-2020
It's that time of year when class pictures begin to roll in. The first two of four in our family have arrived. In looking at them it's amazing to see how quickly the time goes by. Brooke on the left is a sophomore in high school and Courtney is in 8th grade. It seems like just yesterday they were little girls sitting at our island counter in our kitchen playing 'scientist'.
This should serve as a reminder to parents and grand parents to enjoy your kids because before you know it they'll be up and out!
This should serve as a reminder to parents and grand parents to enjoy your kids because before you know it they'll be up and out!
Thursday, October 24, 2019
Life is one, big cliché!
I remember reading somewhere someone wrote life is just one, big cliché, i.e a very overused expression.
Here are a few examples:
The most recent place I hear this is at the end of every episode of People's Court, a show I sometimes watch in late afternoon if I have nothing else to do. On People's Court the parties are interviewed by the host after the case. Every single time the losers can be heard lamenting it is what it is.
I suppose it's only natural that we use clichés so much. They get the point across and it saves us from having to think of something original to say. And there are certainly worse things to worry about. I guess we'll just have to get used to them. They'll never go away. It is what it is.
Here are a few examples:
- All that glitters isn't gold.
- Don't get your knickers in a twist.
- All for one, and one for all.
- Kiss and make up.
- He has his tail between his legs.
- And they all lived happily ever after.
- Cat got your tongue?
The most recent place I hear this is at the end of every episode of People's Court, a show I sometimes watch in late afternoon if I have nothing else to do. On People's Court the parties are interviewed by the host after the case. Every single time the losers can be heard lamenting it is what it is.
I suppose it's only natural that we use clichés so much. They get the point across and it saves us from having to think of something original to say. And there are certainly worse things to worry about. I guess we'll just have to get used to them. They'll never go away. It is what it is.
Friday, October 18, 2019
Blogging
I just read a blog written by a friend of mine (http://gaellynch.blogspot.com/?spref=fb) that shows perfectly the difference between average writing and beautiful, creative writing. Mine, in case you didn't know, is the average writing. I make sure I'm grammatically correct and that everything is spelled correctly. I also explain myself fairly clearly and thoroughly. I guess you could say I write more like a journalist than a novelist. In fact I used to write a weekly column for an on-line news website called Patch.
I enjoy blogging because it gives me a chance to share ideas or put a smile on someone's face or just plain vent so my blogs cover a wide range of topics.
Someone somewhere is reading them because my hit counter is approaching the fifty thousand mark and that certainly isn't just me checking my hit counter. Sometimes I even get comments but the person commenting seldom identifies him/herself. Most of the comments follow blogs of a sensitive nature like politics or gun control. I have never received a nasty or threatening response.
The blog I linked above deals with the amount of time people spend staring at the screens of their cellphones. It is not at all critical or snarky. Read it and you'll see what I mean. Then remember where you read it and return to that blog from time to time. You won't regret it.
I enjoy blogging because it gives me a chance to share ideas or put a smile on someone's face or just plain vent so my blogs cover a wide range of topics.
Someone somewhere is reading them because my hit counter is approaching the fifty thousand mark and that certainly isn't just me checking my hit counter. Sometimes I even get comments but the person commenting seldom identifies him/herself. Most of the comments follow blogs of a sensitive nature like politics or gun control. I have never received a nasty or threatening response.
The blog I linked above deals with the amount of time people spend staring at the screens of their cellphones. It is not at all critical or snarky. Read it and you'll see what I mean. Then remember where you read it and return to that blog from time to time. You won't regret it.
Friday, October 11, 2019
Happy birthday, Cole
Today is grandson Cole's 12th birthday. The time is flying by. We are already talking about how grand daughter Brooke who will be 16 in January will be driving soon. Nicholas is looking down the barrel of 11 and Courtney just turned 13. We celebrated Sandi's 72nd birthday exactly one week ago. And me? I lost count.
Happy birthday everyone.
Happy birthday everyone.
Tuesday, October 8, 2019
The evidence speaks for itself
So now the Trump administration has officially refused to cooperate with efforts to impeach him. From where I sit, it doesn't matter. Trump's own statements convict him. The House doesn't need anything else. I say Move One. He's toast.
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