Getting tired of all the criticism? Trying to find a way to silence the bleeding hearts? Looking for that perfect solution to practice bigotry, racism and discrimination without having to endure the barbs of the far left media?
Look no further than Indiana. They've found the perfect way to lump it all under one all-inclusive umbrella-religious freedom!
What a neat solution. Now you can go ahead and discriminate all you want by just calling it your right to observe your religious preferences. Never mind that the Constitution already guaranteed you that right. Indiana has simply improved on it.
We sure have come a long way as a nation, haven't we?!?