Here's a little humor to get you started today (well, some of you may not find this so funny, but anyway....)
Men
Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION
MUST BE COMPLETED
By February 15, 2013
NOTE:
DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL
BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class
1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step,
with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs
beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class
2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching
About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday
12:00 for 2 hours.
Class
3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group
Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a
Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at
2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class
5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples
on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At
7:00 PM
Class
6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be
Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4
Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class
7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps
and Shampoos?
Open Forum..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class
8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights;
Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class
9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays
at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class
10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an
Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class
11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers
Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class
12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for
2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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