Monday, September 22, 2008

More Great Lies

You've heard of the 3 great lies, right?
The check's in the mail.
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.
I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Well hospitals have a 'great lies' version all their own. Read on:
This might pinch a little.
This might be a little uncomfortable.
The doctor will be right in to see you.
Just push this button and someone will be right in.
Hi, I'm Suzie. I'm a first year nursing student but I've done this dozens of times.
And finally the best one of all: I'll be right back.

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