I do most of the grocery shopping for my wife and me. I've noticed something interesting. When there's a lady-especially a pretty one-checking out, male baggers are falling all over themselves to bag for her. The minute she's gone and it's my turn, they disappear leaving me to bag my own stuff.
Coincidence? I think not. I demand action. Stay tuned to learn the outcome of my campaign to stop discriminating against old men!