Sunday, December 13, 2009
The Gospel: According to Everyone
When in the company of about 30 adults who have had a few drinks, it's only natural that a rather diverse array of interesting 'information' would be overheard. Thus I present the following list of overheard and discussed items for your consideration:
-Sarah Palin is an extremely bright woman & breath of fresh air for the nation.
-Sarah Palin is an idiot and utterly devoid of an original thought. She would be a disaster if elected to ANYTHING.
-Global warming is a huge hoax. There is no evidence what-so-ever for it.
-Global warming is a fact and we better take control of the situation before it's too late.
-Obama is a raving socialist who is ruining the country.
-Obama is a highly intelligent, progressive leader who is doing a great job.
-Health care reform is the ruination of this country. It won't be long before anyone over the age of 72 will not be covered by Medicare because statistically they'd be on borrowed time anyway so why spend money on them.
-Health reform is absolutely necessary and it's a crime that a nation like this can't provide basic quality health care to every single person.
-Stop going to doctors. They don't know what the hell they're doing and they're in league with insurance companies and big pharma.
-Great idea. Stop going to doctors-and die!
-Voters should vote against every single politician coming up for reelection in 2010 no matter who's running against him/her.
-Voters should carefully consider all candidates and if worthy reelect an incumbent.
-Senators Dodd & Lieberman are history. No argument there at all.
-The Saab & the Saturn (old news) are history.
-Volvo is being sold to China (new news).
-A former resident of South Africa told us to stop whining. SA has the highest income tax in the world and it's tough-really tough-to be a woman there.
-Tiger Woods has a lot of explaining to do. He needs to go on national television, confess all and ask for forgiveness.
-Tiger Woods should do exactly what he's doing. Say nothing publicly and deal with the situation privately. It's no one's business and no one really cares anyway.
-PGA revenue is going to take a huge hit next season.
-The minute Woods returns to the golf course, PGA revenue will sky rocket.
-Chinese made products are junk.
Those are just a few of the juicy nuggets that were thrown around all of which generated a great deal of heated discussion. Talk about global warming! And on that cheerful note we all wished each other a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.
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We're screwed!
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